Bender Bending Rodriguez, Sr.
An alternate reality where it's me in the Hunger Games arena and everything is going very wrong.
An alternate reality in which I can eat all the spiciest foods from all the cultures of the world as much as I please without consequence.
I can do anything good.
Dante because he was interested in every imaginable field of study, including: poetry, history, geography, theology, politics, art, science, fun with numbers, vulgar languages, making fun of friends and enemies, and being cool as hell. He was also pretty tan. We’re twins.
I like when my friends are creative, witty, and own comfortable couches that I will sleep on, if need be.
My apartment (I rent it).
All the math and technology I had to learn to graduate from Physics and GIS programs even though I usually felt like doing other important things like watching TV marathons, playing games with the family pets, or photoshopping myself into cool situations.
According to Twitter, the person whose tweets I favorite the most is Megan Amram. She's a pretty good comedy writer and she went to Harvard. “Writing is just unscrambling the dictionary to find the hidden message.